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SoupCanoe - 29/08/2011 08:33 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because, "It's chicken, not salmon." FML

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jazzterchic - 29/12/2016 15:03 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mom doesn't believe you can get food poisoning from food that is cooked. She gave us food that had sat out all day/night and then got angry when I said we could get sick. FML

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I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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Anonymous - 13/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

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Anonymous - 03/11/2020 23:01 - Australia

Today, my stupid drunk dad was yelling for food and since my mum needed to finish her taxes before midnight, I told him to STFU and passed him prawn fried rice, which he told me to shove up my ass. I threw it in the bin, since he's the only meat eater in the family. When she'd finished, she yelled at me instead of him. FML

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Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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Klingon - 04/07/2024 16:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I woke up late and in a rush, I grabbed what I thought was a container of leftover spaghetti from the refrigerator to take to work. At lunch, I opened it to find it wasn't spaghetti, but raw marinated chicken my roommate had prepped for dinner. I ended up eating a vending machine sandwich that tasted like cardboard. FML

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Anonymous - 30/03/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my parents told me not to make plans for dinner as they were bringing it home. Normally, that would be great but they brought home slop from some buffet that had just opened. Everything was greasy, too salty, or bland. I told them they could have it, and made my own dinner. Now I'm being called, "The Food Network critic." FML

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wtfseriously - 09/05/2011 17:22 - United States

Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML

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What did she expect? - 07/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend screamed at me for throwing away her food, calling me a sick, controlling psycho. When I pointed out that the seafood pasta I tossed was a week old and almost certainly rotten, she dug the box out of the trash and ate it to prove a point. Now she's got food poisoning and somehow it's my fault. FML

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stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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evaki1 12

Monday 29 August 2011 15:50

You should have said 'I meant chicken pox!'

Michyxo 14

Monday 29 August 2011 15:50

Well, you probably should have cooked it again yourself rather than throw it away, but fyl, that's disgusting.

Bigjsk 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 20:37

This is a copy of an older post

mandihbew 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 23:53

1. your mom is retarded. send her back to preschool. 2. Get off your lazy ass and cook the chicken through instead of throwing it away like a selfish bitch. that's one thing your mom's right about. kthxbai! :)

JessicaKitty 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:07

Idiot!

Hunts160 5

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:04

******* idiot

Sal7777777 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 12:31

Yo Sal?

Elfwah_21 3

Thursday 1 September 2011 0:31

no shit **** it if ur right ur right!!

dansco 24

Thursday 1 September 2011 8:18

YDI for not cooking your own food, or in this case re-cooking you lazy sod!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 2 September 2011 7:35

Not everyone can cook, fucktard, so ydi is not legit

Cinn_fml 22

Friday 2 September 2011 12:22

If she believed her mother hadn't cooked it properly, it shows she knows enough to be able to either read a cookbook or look up on the internet how to do it if she didn't already know.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:36

Yea but chances are... meh, I got nothing, your right, I just hate mean judgemental people

KittyKatGirl 15

Saturday 3 September 2011 3:31

Unless the mother is one of the more, to put it a nice way, self sure people, who are so determined they are right, they won't LET the daughter cook it herself.

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Saturday 3 September 2011 11:51

That is a more plausible excuse, KittyKatGirl. Though the OP could still've tried. And yeah, THE_A_TEEN, I know, and you're not the only one who's suggested the OP can't cook, your comment just happened to be the 'one too many'.