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Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML

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Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados

Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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notgoodenough38 - 27/12/2009 22:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML

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whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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.... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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Freechbear - 17/09/2011 17:21 - United States

Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML

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katplayer 4

Tuesday 16 February 2010 9:10

Jeez. FYL, man. Didn't you try to explain?

curley18 3

Tuesday 16 February 2010 9:11

well at least you got out of it sooner rather than later.

texasmadeG 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 22:07

damn dude let me get at ur sister!!(:

baybybitch 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 22:44

omfg why don't you explain to her and not get depressed an fml it dumbshit

91_92_93Gal 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 22:56

Did you at least try to explain to her? or did she not believe you? Tell her friends to mind their own dang business!!!

sleephunters 8

Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:43

I guess now-a-days "hanging out" means incest. Hmm that explains the "quality time" my uncle has been mentioning.

DrewMuller 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 0:52

y are you giving your sister such long hugs in public how often do you hug??

julieee015 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:36

incest

rugbychick3 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:47

if your sister were coming home from study abroad wouldn't you tell your girlfriend? i know all i've been talking about to my boyfriend is by brother's return from iraq.