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NotASize0 - 04/04/2013 15:12 - Denmark

Today, while shopping for a birthday present for my size 0 friend, I picked out a pair of pants for her. When paying, the cashier looked me up and down and said, "Well, you're pretty optimistic aren't you?" FML

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Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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Snark

hahasuckit - - United States

Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled, "Yeah, right…" in front of everyone. FML

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Unnecessary

Ava K - 01/10/2019 16:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML

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Wait, what?

HereToLaughAtU - - United States - Des Moines

Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML

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woopwoop - 18/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

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noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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candy - 11/02/2016 12:24 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

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Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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Honesty

bridezilla - 31/12/2014 07:47 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, "No way" or "It looks great on you", I accidentally said, "Yeah, I know." FML

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How rude

drebel - 09/03/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML

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stevenJB 25

Thursday 4 April 2013 18:49

Ah, whatever happened to "I'll shut the hell up and do my job" (⌒-⌒; ) ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ

kevinnicki4life 9

Thursday 4 April 2013 18:49

That sucks OP. Some people truly need a filter.

Rocker_grunty 5

Thursday 4 April 2013 23:26

don't feel bad op, I'm not a size 0 either , but we both are still bootyfull ;)

CharDee 15

Thursday 4 April 2013 23:31

Was the cashier a size zero?!?!

mrd97 10

Thursday 4 April 2013 23:46

That's when you give the manager a call and get her butt fired.

charvisioku 22

Thursday 4 April 2013 23:47

I wonder how optimistic she'll be when she's queueing at the job centre.

swimagirl4321 15

Friday 5 April 2013 0:15

Don't worry. Very few people are actually a size zero. It doesn't mean you're fat if you aren't.

Dezteny 5

Friday 5 April 2013 0:16

And she's optimistic that her attitude won't eventually get her fired. I sincerely hope you went to the management about that. That's incredibly unacceptable.

alycion 38

Friday 5 April 2013 0:31

Should have told the cashier that you were fired for making smart ass comments to customers and you won't be able to afford to eat so you figured you would get at least one pair of pants to fit.