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Eat the rich

DimeShapedBruise - 24/09/2013 06:14 - United States - Beaverton

Today, some asshat chewed me out over a 10 cent late fine he was charged on his library card. When I tried to explain the fine to him, he started mimicking me. Finally, as he chucked a dime at my head before storming out, I saw the glint of a Rolex watch from beneath his power suit. FML

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weliveanddie14 - 07/05/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

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Anonymous - 19/12/2025 03:00

Today, I tried to return a library book sneakily to avoid the overdue fine. I slid it on the counter but the scanner screamed, lights flashed, and the librarian announced my humiliatingly overdue name like a game show host. FML

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Chiong - 26/02/2022 12:00

Today, I rushed from work so I could get to the library to return a book that was due. The library closes at 7:00 p.m. I arrived at 6:56, huffing and puffing. The lady saw me, slammed the door in my face, and locked it. I now have to pay a late fee for 4 minutes. FML

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LoLWut?? nd Why?? - - United States

Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, not only did she charge me over a hundred dollars for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML

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Kevin - 12/04/2011 19:25

Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML

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wallets - 29/02/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML

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Cheapskate on the run

huntbluntz95 - 18/11/2020 11:01

Today, I was at work at a coffee shop. We charge 50 cents every 15 minutes of use of our computers. An old man tried sneaking out without paying after being at a computer. As I was telling him to pay for his time, he threw a bagel at me and ran to his car. FML

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Pennies From Heaven

Anonymous - 07/09/2019 04:02

Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML

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I already have one, thanks - 09/08/2014 05:59 - Australia - Mosman

Today, at the bank, some poor bastard got brutally dumped in front of everyone, prompting some total spastic behind me to cough and mockingly say "Loser!" The guy thought I'd said it, and started shoving me around and threatening to tear me a new asshole. FML

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HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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Tuesday 24 September 2013 16:09

The rich keep getting richer, one dime at a tine.

Jeffo193 13

Tuesday 24 September 2013 16:09

What a twat.

soapmactavish82 8

Tuesday 24 September 2013 19:51

You can identify a Rolex at a distance with only a glimpse? Very impressive

whyisitme12 19

Tuesday 24 September 2013 20:14

You deserve it for working at a library

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 24 September 2013 20:23

A hissy fit over a dime? That's nothing to him I would think...unless he is a dime short for something...

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 24 September 2013 20:28

A real life Ebenezer Scrooge.

martin8337 35

Tuesday 24 September 2013 20:37

Most rich people don't actually know what a penny, nickel, dime, or quarter. is.

ImmaEatYouXx 10

Tuesday 24 September 2013 20:44

He was probably reading a book about money...

thebloodlegion 14

Tuesday 24 September 2013 21:26

Am I the only one who sees FM and not FML?

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Tuesday 24 September 2013 21:30

Finally! I was afraid that I'd get to the end of the comments without finding another person who noticed. It's the small things in life.

KimmyCupZ 21

Tuesday 24 September 2013 22:23

That is how he stays rich.

ahsanmasood 4

Tuesday 24 September 2013 22:28

honey, don't let a twat like that ruin your day...

tehdarkness 21

Tuesday 24 September 2013 22:37

Douchebaggery strikes again!

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Today, I found out that in the past, my mother has paid or outright threatened my girlfriends into breaking up with me, because they were, "unsuitable trash not fit to be the mothers of my future grand babies." This explains why I’m 47 and have never married or had children. FML

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Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML

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Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML

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Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

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Today, I’m working in Germany. I told my German colleagues that the most beautiful ballet that I attended in my life was The Swan Lake, "der Schwanzsee". Except that swan in German is "Schwan" and not "Schwanz". For them, I’m now a big fan of the Penis Lake. FML

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Today, I was telling my boyfriend about what happened to me during the day when he stopped me mid-sentence, asked me to skip the middle and to go right to the end of the story, because he could feel himself slowly dying of boredom. Rude much? FML

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