Dick move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital because he thought it would be funny to Superglue googly eyes to his dick. FML
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honestjane 22

To be honest, that is pretty funny. But they probably would have come off with a warm bath.

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jbuckets_404 38

Did he attach them while flaccid or erect? Either would hurt when there's a change in state. Lol!

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Sheogorath 4

Acetone dissolves superglue. Nail polish remover will work, but not as quickly. It has less acetone in it. Cause I'm the kind of person that glues wounds shut and deals with them later. But it'll work for googly eyes too.

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slowhandjp 18

I'll try it,too.😄

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bobsanction 18

He's right you know.

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WeirdUS 29

It is funny, but you married a man-child.

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TexanSpud 12

Trying to get a squidward style nose

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HeniousAnus 4

That’s ******* hilarious lol

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