Miscellaneous: Creepy Susan

Creepy Susan

By pretty_coin - 23/10/2011 01:02 - Australia

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

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Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML

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By AussieG75 - 21/07/2012 04:48 - United States - Saint Augustine

Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML

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By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

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Today, I decided to sit on the back porch for a while to enjoy the nice weather and relax. Unfortunately, one of my neighbors was outside too, having a very loud argument with his wife for about 45 minutes. FML

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Sunday 23 October 2011 9:13

Ooh. Sounds hot.

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IBIoodXploSiVE 3

Friday 13 April 2012 7:48

throw a twinkie!

manaallovesfmls 19

Friday 14 December 2012 1:05

Are you sure she's not messing with you?

crapmaster3000 19

Sunday 22 December 2013 4:47

Only in Australia...

conholio33 28

Thursday 18 December 2014 13:19

Think you should call the cops if that happens again

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