Customers, Awkward, Liar and Work: Brain freeze

Brain freeze

By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was working my job as a waitress near my college. I handed a customer her check, and she noticed that I had added her bill wrong. I apologized, and she pointed to my "student" labeled nametag, asking what I was studying. I said English. I'm a math major. FML

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Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:53

Honest mistake.

skittle68 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:57

LOL I'm great at calc but not at math in my head. It could happen to anyone :)

Comments

xo_emily_xo 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:16

There is NOTHING wrong with being an English major, you dyke!

MiniFil 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:24

Everyone has their strengths and weaknesses. I know in math 3 years above my grade level yet I don't remember what 7x8 is. What is 7x8? Ming Ming!

lm_wfc 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:26

who clicked YDI? If you do a maths degree - you dont actually just practise times tables for 3 years. I would have told her you did maths - then confuse her and tell her she was wrong.