Greg Shipley

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Amateur spy - Johnny English level

You're following 50 people
Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

You're following 100 people
Godlike spy - 007 level

You're following 200 people
VALIDATOR

You said "I agree" with 1000 posts