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My spit everywhere · 30 December 2015, 07:48 ·La Grange Park, United States

Dribble

Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML

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good job brain · This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff ·San Francisco, United States

Brain fart

Today, I had a job interview. I was asked what my dream job would be. I blurted out, "The president, because I think it's a very cool and important job." I don't think I'm getting this one. FML

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