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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff ·Rowlett, United States

Stoner in disguise

Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML

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DookDaSpook · This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff ·San Francisco, United States

The dipshit in 4B

Today, while I was in a very important meeting on Skype, my apartment complex was evacuated due to the fire alarm going off. The reason was that my neighbor put a fork in his microwave due to him being extremely drunk. FML

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