ColoradoFTW

I get the hint This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Boozehound

Today, I found a pamphlet for alcohol counseling on my front door today. I think it was from the guys who pick up my recycling. FML

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CancerFdMyLife 26 September 2013, 13:50 Washington, United States

Today, I learned that an antidepressant that works too well is a stimulant. I've been jittering and twitching like a meth-head, and my co-workers are asking when Jesse will be showing up with my "stuff". FML

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BobRyder 10 April 2014, 20:52 Edmonton, Canada

Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML

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