lovelife
United States
Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML
brodieownscancer
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Rising Damp
Today, I'm the only one at work in a small office. The water tank sprung a leak. Guess who had to call the boss and get instructions via cell phone to turn it off? I can't even leave the office to change my soaked clothes, because I need to wait for an important phone call. Seven hours to go. FML