brandywine02

Mrs 34 years-old In a relationship

pride? what's that? :( 1 September 2012, 00:23 Leuven, Belgium 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was feeling depressed and got very, very drunk. This evening, I was feeling equally desperate, and ended up having to get my special dildo removed from my asshole at the hospital. FML

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tomedicalforlove 21 February 2013, 05:51 🌶️ Spicy

Meat

Today, my husband and I were fooling around in the shower. For some reason, I thought it'd be a good idea to grab his man meat and show him how to wash someone at a nursing home. He said he'd never be turned on by a nurse again. I'm a nurse. FML

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