JordanA136

Mr Maple Ridge, BC, Canada 30 years-old Single

Anonymous 14 February 2014, 01:31 United States

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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ealovan 3 March 2014, 05:18 Des Moines, United States

Today, I have exactly 204 snowflakes saved onto my computer, all of which I made on this snowflake-making website. This is what my life has come to. FML

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not a dick-man 12 August 2014, 17:05 Victoria, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

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