Today, at the rehearsal for my wedding, my mother told my bride's mother to fuck off. FML
Today, the tickets I bought for my favorite band's concert arrived in the mail. The concert was last night. FML
Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML
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