IanT720

Ann Arbor, USA Single

damn 9 April 2014, 21:12 Kenton, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I witnessed my roommate telling a girl that he has "really healthy shits". I wanted to make fun of him, but he got laid by said girl and I went home to jerk off. FML

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Jarool 12 May 2014, 19:41 Red Deer, Canada

Today, my wife got all excited when she saw the elevator we were in had a feature to make it go sideways. I didn't have the heart to tell her they were the buttons to open and close the door. FML

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