california_love

Miss toronto, canada 35 years-old

vibratorgirl 8 March 2009, 01:15 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I left my parents house to drive 90 minutes back to college. As I was getting off the exit for my school, I realized I left my bright pink vibrator sitting on my dresser back at home. FML

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JAY22 26 March 2009, 11:41 United States 🌶️ Spicy

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Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment. Things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another, and the next thing I knew, she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said, "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

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