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Somewhere, Germany In a relationship

MiserableMan 10 June 2014, 04:02 Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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BrewPack 14 July 2014, 02:22 Slinger, United States

Declined

Today, the couple who had written the offer we had accepted for our house withdrew it because apparently when they came by for the home inspection, my next door neighbor's teenage son tried to sell them heroin. FML

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