Chernie

Mr Single

Oja1 16 December 2011, 04:26 United States

Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML

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Anonymous 30 September 2012, 23:02 Rocky Point, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML

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