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Mr st brelade, jersey 33 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 10 February 2014, 15:40 United States

Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML

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Anonymous 14 April 2014, 20:12 Ellicott City, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

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