Freaked out
By Anonymous - 28/10/2015 15:09 - United States
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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By Anonymous - 28/10/2015 15:09 - United States
By lemonlime66 - 20/11/2015 00:25 - United States - Lyman
By almostadult - 14/01/2016 14:13 - United Kingdom - Bath
Hey guys, OP here, thanks for the comments! I know I deserve it, drunk me is an idiot, and I think that's the last time I'm going to get drunk for a while... until drunk me knows that my roommate's left! As for other traps, I also found out this morning that I had put some salt in the sugar (which was discovered after taking a sip of coffee), and vaseline or something like that on the bathroom doorknob. Hopefully those are it, but I have a feeling that there's going to be more. My roommate moved out because he's moved to Ireland to be closer to his family, as he's been in England for about a year and a half but prefers Ireland. While he was here, we used to play pranks on each other a lot, but usually practical jokes like whoopee cushions or fake spiders in the other's bed. To be honest, it's a shame I didn't do this prank while he was still here! Thanks for all those who commented/voted on it. No feeling like knowing your fails are public ;D
By Gassy - 21/09/2015 14:45 - Australia - Rydalmere
By chipsotopher - 01/03/2016 19:14 - Canada - Ottawa
Hi everyone, OP here. Never thought this would get posted. I think the worst part of what happened was that only my teacher one fiend and myself seemed to have noticed. We stared at each other in silence for a bit before I asked my teacher if I could go walk it off. He let me.
Hey, OP here. This happened a few months ago, but I still remember the embarrassment like it was this morning. I made a joke out of it, we became close, and then his wife and I found out about each other. We became friends, they got divorced, and we all lived happily ever after (except him).