Sarcasticscot

Classy

Today, I asked a guy to change into a gown for an X-ray exam. I asked him to leave his underwear on, everything else off. Apparently he was going commando, as he left skid marks on my table when the exam was over. FML

Fat Cat

He's not fat, he's just fluffy.

Today, I was instructed to make the "Staff Orientation and Training Manual" at work. It's my second day here. FML

Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML