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Mr London 28 years-old Single

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff United States

Dogfished

Today, I took my 13 year-old fishing off the pier for dogfish. The only thing he caught was a piece of my ear. FML

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little_star78 13 November 2013, 11:08 Bloomfield Hills, United States

Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML

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Dogfished

Evil child

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