Supergirl1988

Miss London, United Kingdom 38 years-old Single

itswhateverr 3 May 2009, 04:16 United States

Gold digger

Today, my 6 year-old granddaughter was sitting on my lap, playing with the rings on my fingers. After a moment, she pointed to a gold ring with many jewels and said, "When you die, can I have that one?" FML

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jgtrflynn 24 June 2013, 04:37 Beggs, United States

Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML

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