alex1022

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Milwaukee, United States

D.A.R.E. to say no

Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML

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Anonymous 17 January 2015, 19:00 Bowler, United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML

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