Gladis Tovar

San Rafael, United States 32 years-old

kingpin9219 This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

Public freakout

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

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Rowyn 4 January 2025, 09:00 Colorado Springs, United States

Unreasonable

Today, my family got mad at me and called me a "selfish" for not moving to the same state they’re in while I was visiting, so they could be closer to my kid. We were living in the same house as them until two years ago, in my current state, until they decided to move with only a month's notice for me to find a new place. FML

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