Miss Azgard, Canada 29 years-old Single
Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML
Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML
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