AbelBelay

Mr Minneapolis, United States of America 31 years-old

hinting 17 June 2013, 16:43 Dearborn, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Too late

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out that the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML

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young grandpa 17 June 2013, 22:49 Statham, United States

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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