thatarabkid

Frankston , Australia 34 years-old

Waffle This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Sorry, son

Today, a little boy called me, crying that "Grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say, "Wrong number." FML

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blahhlovely_30 9 March 2011, 20:03 United States

Hello?

Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML

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WTF 16 March 2011, 22:05

Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

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thatarabkid

Sorry, son

Hello?

It burns

Have you just experienced an FML moment?