Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML
the1empress
Miss victoria, Australia In a relationship
whattabrat
Canada
peejay6831
United States
Today, one of my regular customers asked when we were getting married. I told him as much as I would love that, I didn't think my boyfriend would be very happy. He called me a "stuck up b*tch" and informed me he only comes to my line because he can always see through my shirt. He is 72. And married. FML