Anonymous - 27/03/2012 04:27 - United States - Panama City Today, my best friend stopped by my house, borrowed a movie, and left. That was the extent of our communication for the day. Today is my birthday. FML 32 209 2 524
Creepy guy iamnotalawyer - - United States - Glendale Today, I found out that when people in my apartment complex warn their kids about strangers, they use me as the example. FML 29 282 4 250
Oh wow, thanks! toast - - United Kingdom Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to leave, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said, "Have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML 81 418 6 397