Christian Yanarella

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Amateur spy - Johnny English level

You're following 50 people
Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

You're following 100 people
Godlike spy - 007 level

You're following 200 people