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Mrs Count Dragula, Transylvania 57 years-old In a relationship

aviators 7 April 2009, 18:37 United States

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

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wendtinmypants 31 May 2014, 15:05 Omaha, United States

Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML

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