buddy
United States
Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML
Ishtan
Anonymous
United States
Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML
NotJessePinkmanFFS
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Norwalk, United States
Parasocial
Today, my 43-year-old brother's obsession with Breaking Bad reached a new level of stupidity when he nearly got us beaten up by a bunch of meth-heads down by our local park. He went up to them with his shaved head and stupid hat, and tried to act all Walter White with them. FML