marctdiaz

Mr Colorado Springs, United States 31 years-old Single

Anonymous 11 July 2013, 14:24 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML

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Frenchie 12 September 2013, 21:24 Belleville, United States

Dear Raymond…

Today, in French class we had to write love letters as an exercise. Since my boyfriend recently broke up with me by text message, I ended up writing a 20-sentence love letter in French to my cat. FML

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