unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Rain_Bowoo
Anonymous
Israel
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML
wo-ow
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Bronx, United States
Hurting over here
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML