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Mr parts unknown, canada 34 years-old Single

1) I have a disease that renders me unable to take sh*t seriously 2) why must people be so serious? 3) Hate people that try to hard to be funny.Let it come to you( hehe dirty thought) "A gun is like a penis you have to keep it concealed and if you wave it in a wonans face she will probably call the cops." have you ever tried putting eminems on a waffle it will BLOW YOUR MIND! "Are you kidding I was higher than Mel Gibson on passover" I never liked school dances but I went because they have my two favorite things free drinks and dry humping underage girls Two and a half men will never be the same without Charlie Sheen Even taylor cant believe Beyonce didnt win Some people say its gay to whear a pink spandex shirt and skinny jeans but I dont se it awesome people: YacL iamnotmyself flockz eminemchick enonymous everyoneluvsboners EvilPotato Tima1 yamatelle

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