Obito_Uchiha651

Mr Arkham City , USA 30 years-old Single

life insurance for 1 30 May 2013, 16:29 Encino, United States

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

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Anonymous 13 January 2014, 19:48 Maryville, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Make it your own goal

Today, my wife and I were watching a football game. While someone was about to score, she started screaming, "Go!" and "Come on! You can do it! Go baby, go!" My first thought was that I wished I could still make her scream like that. FML

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