bran1989

Mr Louisville , united states 37 years-old Single

me. 1 December 2012, 14:54 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML

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allbrokeup This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Stavanger, Norway

Camouflage

Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML

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