kjohn122000

Mr The Western USA Middle-ish Area!, United States of America! 35 years-old Single

Anonymous 2 April 2009, 05:13 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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SelfServiced 3 November 2014, 01:31 San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, while having some "personal" time, I felt intense pleasure and moaned. I learned that my own moaning prevents me from reaching my peak. I'm my own turn off. FML

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