WhatAMishap
FML:Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I’d ever had. Trouble was, it wasn’t about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. First reply: This poster did seem to awaken To find that his pants were forsaken He had hoped that the cause Was a hooker or bras But alas: he was horny for bacon OWNED!
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