CelticReverie

Mrs Paramaribo, Suriname 32 years-old In a relationship

Allenburg 18 January 2009, 01:38 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, the guy I've had a crush on for a while called me and asked me over. I took a cab to his place and when I got there he was dressed in leather and wore a mask... It took me a 20 dollar cab fare to realize my crush is a freak. FML

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Anonymous 23 July 2009, 11:13 Greece

Leave them alone

Today, I said to our pool-boy, "I know what you're doing, and you have to stop it." He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML

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