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West Linn, USA In a relationship

v1k1rox 5 March 2014, 21:47 San Francisco, United States

Today, a woman attempted to pickpocket me while trying to educate me about God. FML

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Drafrica 13 October 2014, 10:20 South Africa 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

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