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Miss Chicago, USA 42 years-old In a relationship

OakStake 8 December 2013, 22:07 New York, United States

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

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FMLPLZ 3 January 2014, 02:52 Milwaukee, United States

Today, when I am asked to do something and I don't do it immediately, my mother threatens to "twerk" in front of my friends. FML

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Anonymous 4 January 2014, 06:06 Chula Vista, United States

Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML

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