Anonymous - 08/06/2014 02:34 - United States - Colorado Springs Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML 48 100 6 696
fml - 19/01/2011 01:49 - United States Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML 9 847 40 947