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Mr Snohomish, United States of america Single

CurseYouSonyaLee This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Midlothian, United States

Fight Club

Today, I got into a fight with my brother that somehow ended with him breaking my toe with a Fisher-Price airplane. FML

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sickmom 21 January 2014, 11:07 New Orleans, United States

Today, I have the flu. I woke up to my son leaning over me, inches from my face, breathing in deeply. Apparently, he was trying to get sick so he could stay home from school. He's 15. FML

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