Alex Pérez

Fort Collins, United States 34 years-old

phoenix101 16 May 2011, 05:40 🌶️ Spicy

Dad jokes

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

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Sicky sick 20 July 2021, 00:01

Stay safe

Today, I'm in quarantine after testing positive for Covid. Two weeks after starting a new job. Two months after receiving the vaccine. FML

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