Charlie_MJ

Mr Longmont, Boulder Single

Anonymous 2 February 2014, 17:33 Far Rockaway, United States

Today, I was bitched out at 2 a.m. by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML

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Numbass123 4 May 2014, 17:17 Las Vegas, United States

Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

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