Jessminnich

Mrs ohio, United states In a relationship

Ouch 12 August 2009, 23:36 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

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Anonymous 4 February 2011, 05:42 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

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Anonymous 15 February 2013, 04:30 United States

Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the N-word. FML

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