messorix

Mr Eindhoven, Netherlands 34 years-old Single

ooook 16 February 2009, 17:08 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Missed you too

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over. After I'd finished pouring my heart out to him about how much I missed him, and how much I loved him, he looked at me and asked, "So are we gonna do it, or what?" FML

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lanu 13 March 2012, 16:13 United States

AAARGH

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

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